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Phase

When one vibrates at a specific frequency and the molecules align just in a way to slip through an object. There is an astronomically low chance this can happen, last recorded in ancient egypt, when a script fell through his chair.
So I was scratching my cheese and my hand phased right through it!
by RustOnTeeth April 23, 2018
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Black Phase

The phase in a white person’s life (usually around middle school) when he simply thinks that he is a black person, in which he’ll do everything a stereotypical black gangster would do including saying the n word, lying about doing drugs, and saying that he’s from the hood. Now it’s important to note that not every white person will go through this awkward stage of development so not every white person will understand
white person: I’m a real gangster in deze mafackin streetz. I blow 420 smoke errryday n*gga
friend: dude what the hell u can’t say the n word, you’re not black
white person: dafuq u talkin bout sayin I ain’t black, n*gga of course I’m black. Look at all deze hoes I have.
friend: bro, it doesn’t matter how many hoes u got you’ll never be black
white person: whateva u just jealous cuz u ain’t a real n*gga
friend: dude, u need to get out of this black phase you’re in it’s really starting to piss me off
white person: I’m not in a fucking phase I really am black
friend: Ok whatever u say.
by Dubiks April 11, 2019
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phased

To come across a situation that is completely unexpected or a moment where one is not prepared for what's to come
I was forced to go up there and sing a song, but I bombed it because I was completely phased.
by Earl S. April 27, 2009
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Off the Heezie Phascheezie

Ridiculous ebonic slang gone overboard. A mutation of a mutation. i.e. "off the hook" and all of the -izzle nonsense combined to make a new and extraordinarily retarded phrase.

A mild example of this sort of double mutation would be like coining the word "Wazzigga" to mean "Whazzup, Nigga?"
Dumbass1: Yo, Wazzigga!?
(Hello there. What is up, my friend?)
Dumbass2: You're Off the Heezie Phascheezie!
(I love you.)
by Ewolfe357 August 3, 2006
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Phap

The sound that is made when a large penis hits someone's face. Similar to a slap, however done by male erection instead of hand.
Wow! I don't think she was expecting him to phap her that hard! or That hooker got phapped good.
by La Playtym Anytym July 6, 2010
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Phase Shift Armor (PS Armor)

Technology from the anime Gundam SEED.
PS Armor the most distinctive feature of the prototype Gundams developed by the Atlantic Federation. While active, this special armor nullifies all attacks by physical weapons, including blades, projectiles, and conventional explosives. However, it has no effect against beam and laser weapons, so most of the Gundams also carry shields treated with anti-beam coating. And because PS Armor consumes large amounts of energy, it cannot be used for extended periods lest it drain the mobile suit's energy battery.

PS Armor changes color upon activation. The Gundams which use this technology thus sport brilliant colors while in their Active Mode, and turn a dull gray when they switch to Deactive Mode.
The missile hit the Strike Gundam dead on, but the explosion didn't leave a scratch in the PS Armor.
by Adam March 29, 2005
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PAPSMEAR

PAPSMEAR = People Against PETA's Sick Mindless Evil Attributed Road.
Kim Kardashian recently joined the PAPSMEAR movement, after a member of PETA attacked her with flour.
by Carlo89 August 9, 2012
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