Phap 

A phone AP that doesn't work properly so you are basically playing with yourself when trying to use it.

This PHAP won't let me order my BigMac -- I am swiping like a fool while my friends are already eating.

Phap by Steve DeCicco March 27, 2023

phap 

To masturbate; slang

I was phaping forever last night

phap by Necco20 March 25, 2007

Phap 

The sound that is made when a large penis hits someone's face. Similar to a slap, however done by male erection instead of hand.

Wow! I don't think she was expecting him to phap her that hard! or That hooker got phapped good.

Phap by La Playtym Anytym July 6, 2010

Phap 

(verb) - To clap with one hand.
(noun) - The sound of one hand clapping.

I can phap with both my hands at the same time. You could say that I'm ambidextrous.

Phap by bumpercarBOOST February 7, 2010

Phap 

A phrase used to shorten the name of the scientific course "Physics AP: Mechanics" or "Physics AP: Electricity + Magnetism". This phrase not only describes a scientific course, but also implies sexual innuendo. See fap.

Lorraine: "I hear a lot of people are planning on taking Phap next year"
Lorene: "I wish I could take Phap."
Lorina: "I am!!!"

Phap by Incognito12 February 23, 2014

Phap 

Masterbating in the shower. The sound the water makes when masterbating in the shower

I was phaping in the shower

Phap by Bucky79 May 9, 2018

Phap 

The skin in which is you belly fat and steves oil storage

Y/n :Hey dude you've got some phap
Steve:it's where I keep my oils

Phap by Jdbdjdh January 18, 2022