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Cunty Peach

(1) One who looks nice, sweet, fun, etc, but is indeed a bitch.

A peach that looks delicious, but is actually fowl in flavor.

(2) A peachy cunt is the other way around. A girl who looks awful in one way or another who is actually one who should be a homegirl

A peach that looks awful and disgusting but has the sweetest flavor.
(1) Thing One: Wow, everyone likes Jessica, I bet she's really nice, we should hang out sometime.

Thing Two: Don't be fooled, she's a major cunty peach. don't get involved with that skanque.

(2). Thing One: Look at that girl over there, she looks like a major bitch.

Thing Two: Alyssa? No she's the shit! She's just a peachy cunt, but she's got your back and will fuck a sister up for you, if need be.
by MarryMack November 7, 2009
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peach fuzz

When a guy first goes through puberty and decides he wants look more mature. To accomplish this he unsucessfully tries to grow facial hair. A very common look among teens from the trailer park. It come in light and sparse like the fuzz on a peach.
Joe: "Whats up Julio? Like my stache? I've been working on it for a few months."
Julio: "Awesome."
by TM January 25, 2005
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Eat a peach

This term was originally from a line in one of the 20th centuries most admired poems, T.S. Elliot's 'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock' in which the poets asks a number of rhetorical questions in which he wonders about the meaning of life and questions his own inability to overcome his indecisions. In this poem the chorus line is: 'In the room the women come and go Talking of Michelangelo.' Among the many questions he poses to himself is 'Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach? I believe you will find this is the genesis of the Eat a Peach meaning.
I am so unsure about all of this but do I dare to eat a peach?
by Old and grumpy October 11, 2016
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lovely peaches

when your friend accidentally wrecks your hole with bugs
ugh, you’re such a lovely peaches
by graystfwolf May 6, 2020
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peach melvin

When you put peaches in a girl's vagina and either whipped cream or iced cream on a man's penis, then proceed to sixty-nine for a minute, then rotate and kiss each other, forming peaches and cream in each others mouths.
Betty and I had peach melvin for dessert last night.
by SKatch May 4, 2005
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peach scene

that one scene in call me by your name where Elio (Timothée Chalamet) fucks a peach
Me- did you see the peach scene? 😳
friend- yah i did i lowkey wish i was the peach
by 🤴🏿✅ April 30, 2020
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bald peach

the women's genitals that have been shaved
shaved pussy, shaved vagina.

She shaved her vagina, she now has a bald peach.
by greatgenius February 15, 2010
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