Paranalysis

Over-analyzing a situation to the point that no decision is ever made.

Guy: "Cream soda? Or cherry soda? Cream soda? Cherry soda? Cream soda? Cherry soda?..."

Girl: "Jesus, just pick one -- you're suffering from paranalysis."

by kaeljae August 24, 2010

Paranormal fucktivity

A sound when you hear fucking or people having sex.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear that?
Guy 2: It's Paranormal fucktivity

by Davzz101 January 4, 2013

Paranoid schizophrenic

A slanderous term used by psychiatrist who where practicing eugenics and considered the disabled the schiz diseased root of the organism state tree of life whom were paronoid and frantic

While being exterminated by treatment

Paranoid schizophrenic is defined as a disabled person who is paranoid and frantic because they smell gas on the ramps to the treatment chamber

by Shazamhammer1 February 23, 2021

Big Butt Paranoia

It's when you don't feel fat except when trying to squeeze by somewhere or usually someone. Narrow walkways are conducive to Big Butt Paranoia as well as trying to get out of a car back seat in a two-door. Being in a crowd can cause this as well.

I felt fit and trim, but after squeezing by everyone at the crowded deli, I developped a case of Big Butt Paranoia.
Everytime I get out of that car, I get big butt paranoia.
I always get BBP in that elevator.
It's usually people with small butts who get big butt paranoia.

by MadamexXx February 20, 2009

paraneum

Common misspelling of 'perineum', the part of the body between the anus and genitals, aka the pelvic floor. This term is commonly used in discussions about anatomy, yoga, tantra and Kegel exercise.

People with poor web searching skills may spell 'perineum' as 'paraneum'. Complete ignoramuses may also attribute the word solely to the female anatomy.

by original_MikZ April 23, 2011

Healthy Paranoia

Checking something multiple times to assure yourself that something is correct or safe because you are aware of the consequences of it being not safe or correct.

I triple checked that all the divers scuba tanks were fully open and that the gear looked correct because I have healthy paranoia.

I got healthy paranoia so proof read the document a few times before sending it off to the publisher.

by Captain F bomb December 21, 2016

paranoia

a wellknown series of songs enlisted in the "dance dance revolution" collection. each song is typically known for their unpredictable steps and their rather high tempos; the original paranoia mix clocks in at 180 bpm, while the paranoia survivor max mix flows at a blistering 290 beats per minute.

by eric September 25, 2003