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Severance Package 

When you end a relationship and have to give up a few items of interest, ranging from spoons and knives, to a whole fucking house.
Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too

hit the package 

doing some cocaine lines,
"You should come hit the package with us tonight!"
hit the package by dingaling November 5, 2007

The Stimulus Package 

A sexual act where one partner inserts his/her pointer and middle finger in a women's pussy while also inserting the pinkie in the woman's asshole. While the fingers are in, the partner will then use the thumb to rub the clitoris. This causes the most possible stimulation in a small package.
I'll give her the stimulus package, bitches love stimulus packages

stimulus package 

1. red bull, porn, and a line of meth

2. dildo


1. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.

2. the irs sent me a check, so i went out and bought a stimulus package.
stimulus package by bkdouble August 17, 2008

secure the package 

To get a date in which sex is insured at the end.
Hey bro, I'm about to secure the package with Tiff tonight.
secure the package by Memodreads February 21, 2017

Total Package 

One who believes they are the best thing ever put on this planet. Often this creates a psuedo-superior complex within the person. These are the people often hated by "friends," family, and society in general.
I have to go watch the Total Package graduate this weekend. I'm not thrilled.
Total Package by LilCunt May 26, 2008