Octomom

A chick that has 8 kids at one time via artificial insemination.

Friend 1: Oh look! that chick is knocked up!

Friend 2: Sweet! She puts out!

Friend 1: Maybe...unless she's octomomin

by JFoo February 10, 2009

Oatmeal

A shit compiled of nothing but nuts and bread.

mann yesterdays food baby just turned out to be a huge sack of oatmeal,

by Iheartoatmeal October 21, 2010

Romanian Oatmeal

A bowl of diarrhea, byproduct of Thai or Mexican food.

"Pedro eats a filling meal of Romanian Oatmeal every day, thats what makes him so smart."

by Spengbab February 22, 2008

ottoman

verb, active: Agitated writhing on a footstool in a house other than your own.

Sam ottomaned at Myles's house when he was not given a ride home in a timely manner.

by Samuel Clark July 8, 2006

Oatmeal

Absolute perfection

John: Damn that movie was oatmeal

Dave: It really was!

by Yaxbala Kenny December 20, 2019

soggy oatmeal

When your semen gets in your pubes and it clumps up and looks like oatmeal

When I finished jerking of I accidently made some soggy oatmeal

by Uhhhhpoop January 14, 2018

Oatmeals

The color of old granny panties

Marge's oatmeals were showing the other day.

by Big John Redcorn June 7, 2016