Niko Nap

slang for taking a nap after masturbating

Im gonna take a niko nap before work

by Rypeez March 30, 2024

niko

Someone who is perfect in everyway and is super smarr

Kal: hey did u see niko being perfect
Connor: yeah i did, what about it?

by kalvin😇 September 15, 2021

Niko

A Serbian guy who got in deep trouble after getting lied on by his cousin who dragged him into the crime world in america's worst city, Liberty City.
To resume it, one of the most kick-ass characters in the Grand Theft Auto series.

Hey Niko, It's your cousin, wanna go bowling?
Fuck off, Roman.

by The "Undertaker" March 14, 2023

Nikos

Better faster stronger smarter. Compared to others he is the most successful in every sector and from all perspectives. You are basically a loser if u are not a Nikos and you should seriously think of changing your name ASAP

Ex.1 : Damn i lost again.. I wish I was a Nikos

Ex.2 : - Hey you remember that hot girl from the club last night? I saw her going to the bathroom with Nikos

- Classic Nikos

Ex.3 : -Guys our best employee just gave up what are we doin?

- Just hire a Nikos

by Nikos ofc November 20, 2021

Niko

A very short person who will always make up things about his life because his insecurities get the better of him. So short that he speaks big and talk words to compensate for his midget height. Great with sex as a Niko can slip into any small objects during intercourse.

You man I was walking down my 'hood when all of a sudden some Niko jumped out at me with an Airsoft gun and tried to threaten me with it. I just jumped over it and went on my merry way.

by Killrshokwave56 December 15, 2017

Niko

The cat character from the 2014 and 2016 game, OneShot. Niko has an ambiguous gender, so Nikos gender is what you think it is.

Me: Oneshot is my favorite game
person: whos your favorite character?
me: Niko
person: thats SOOOO basic
me: its an opinion you clown

by Niko OneShot February 27, 2025

niko

a boy who is a player and dates every girl in his school because at first they think he is dreamy. comes to find out he is a gay nigga faggot who doesn’t deserve anything in life. if ur dating a niko., break up now, he will break your heart. periodt

yo never date a niko 😒

by yo mama 🤧 October 23, 2019