Don't you get it? He doesn't have a girlfriend. She's the Loch Ness Monster, NASCAR in the rain. She doesn't exist.
by bgutz May 27, 2012
Get the NASCAR in the Rainmug. Mexican NASCAR is when a group of people from a Hispanic background are racing their racing mowers. A racing mower is a lawn mower that has been upgraded so that is can go really fast.
by Thomas W. Hipchin III November 25, 2010
Get the Mexican NASCARmug. by Kisle October 17, 2008
Get the Nascarmug. fuckin loser with no life or sense of culture. They posess no real skills in life and it's funny because neither do Nascar drivers. They have no shame in wearing racing jackets to school concert's even though it embarases their kids.
Wow Sammy must get abused at home. I saw his dad wearing a Dale Earnheart jacket. What a bastard. Maybe we should adopt him so we can keep him away from that drunk Nascar fan.
by Nascar is for scum June 21, 2006
Get the nascar fanmug. Any fan of the Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks. Can easily be spotted by their hilariously gaudy NASCAR themed clothing, the NASCAR stickers with which they emblazon their overpowered vehicles, their overly aggressive driving, their mustaches (on both men and women) and their eyes, which are unnaturally close together due to inbreeding. They tend to parrot right wing views but can rarely be bothered to actually vote.
by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005
Get the nascar knuckledraggermug. A Term Used By True Southerners As A Happy Yet Sometimes Drunken Yell Of Happiness Which Means Alot Of Fun Will Be Going Down Or That's Cool. "Woo Nascar" Has Derived Roots From "Hold My Beer" Also A Happy Term Yet Sometimes Bad Things Can Happen When This Term Is Used Such As Injury Or Death.
by Chevy Mud Tires February 27, 2011
Get the Woo Nascarmug. by stevemanjulia October 2, 2007
Get the nascar fanmug.