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The Craziest Person On The Internet Who Makes Hardcore Music, Known For His Liberty Spikes Hairstyle
Person 1: Do You Know Nascar Aloe?
Person 2: No Who Is He?
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by c6m October 25, 2019
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NASCAR Fan

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1.) One who considers turning left a sport.
2.) One who consumes Pabst Blue Ribbon while watching aforementioned "sport".
3.) One who has never heard of WRC, or otherwise cannot comprehend the sheer magnitude of WRC's inherent superiority over NASCAR.
4.) One who fails to realize that the automotive world is far bigger than just Ford, GM, and Daimler-Chrysler.
5.) One who takes offense when Dale Earnhardt Jr. is exposed as a media-whoring redneck bastard with no talent.
6.) One who may possibly have been or is currently in a sexual relationship with a blood relative.
7.) One who should be murdered on-sight, preferrably with a blunt object salvaged from a Toyota parts bin.
Shut up, NASCAR Fan, before I say something really mean.
by Ninja Disaster March 5, 2005
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NASCAR driver

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by DC10 dude November 5, 2014
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Nascar style

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Nascar lovers favorite sexual position. Others refer to it as doggie style
Hey honey, lets do it Nascar style so we can both watch the race.
by Spango November 22, 2007
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nascar nap

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A nap taken during a NASCAR race. Usually done around lap 25 in anticipation of waking up for the final 25 laps.
"Man I got hammered during lap 25 of Daytona. I just had to take a quick nascar nap until lap 175."
by HDog February 18, 2008
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NASCAR Thumb

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a medical condition that appears after playing NASCAR video games for a long period of time. Caused by pushing the joystick constantly to the left.
Chris, after playing NASCAR the Game 2011 for 6 hours on Xbox 360 had a severe case of NASCAR thumb.
by kkfan9194911984 April 18, 2011
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NASCAR Dad

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Middle-aged blue-collar male tending toward conservatism. An updated term to counter soccer mom. See also NASCAR Dads.
It is no surprise to note the influence of the coveted NASCAR dad vote to the successful election of King George.
by kinsmed May 3, 2005
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