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Mount Mary College

Small Catholic women's college in Milwaukee, WI. Frequently referred to as "the vagina castle" because of its all female population and castle-like archtecture.

Contrary to popular belief, there are very few hot lesbians on campus. They go to Alverno across town.

The girls have all been corrupted by the Catholic environment. Students are extremely perverted and deprived of male contact.
Person: "Oh, you don't go to UWM so you must be a Marquette girl."
MMC girl: "No I go to Mount Mary College"
Person: "I'm sorry."

Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania 

Smallest town you'll ever drive straight through and never notice. Lots of old people and most of the younger people are all assholes and sluts and stoners :) Also has a weird Doughboy in the middle of town that out of towners drive around wrong pissing off the locals.
Holy shit, did we just drive through Mount Pleasant AGAIN??!! Are we going to MP tonight?? Did you mean Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania?

Mount Morris Michigan

A small town located in between Flint Michigan and Flushing Michigan. Full of reject rednecks that the hood doesn't want.
Alright, jump on the lawnmower, let's go to Mount Morris Michigan!

Mount Vernon

A hoodish city. Where the outcasts from NYC and Yonkers reside. Their sports teams are really BIG. Like REALLY big. TYhe players are jacked up! ugh Mamaroneck Cross Country always loses to their boys! All-County was held there once...never again.
Holy crap are you serious. That Mt Vernon guy just shot that dude in the head and nobody even looked!!!! Holy Moses-honey get in the car and hide your Jewelery!!
Mount Vernon by Eddy July 3, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Where everyone knows your name....and your business. This small campus provides a taste of everything. You got the preps, the hicks, the potheads, and gangstas (aka the lax team the rugby team the baseball team and the basketball team) in that order. Now of course you find the ever so dominate group on a catholic campus "God-squad" who going to church everyday is like breathing. The Mount is a beautiful campus and does provide an excellent education among other things.
rides around the mountain
quad
MIA

Mount Hebron High School

A place where lacrosse players are gods and resented by many. We're the cream of the crop, the best athletes, the best parties, and preppy. Lax players know they're awesome and know they're hated, however they don't seem to care and continue wearing their jcrew and polo to piss the white trash off. They throw bangin parties that everyone wishes they went to and are never invited. If you aren't a lax player, you're an athlete. Our football players are hot and the best to party with. Soccer is chill and probably the ones you relax with a corona on ur deck with. Field Hockey are unknown unless they play lax too. Volleyball is random, Basketball was only good a few years back, and wrestlers are those few cool kids with a bunch of randoms. Softball, don't bother, and baseball is pretty nice, those are the guys that will be at the party holding ur beer bong. If ur not an athlete, you fall into the background. The school however is going downhill, being taken over by the younger, braces wearing, wifebeater wearing white trash. You live in HOCO, look like it. If you don't want to conform, go home after school and stay because we're a place that is something to be proud of. Good parties, fun friends, bangin lax, and memories to last a lifetime. Don't ruin it or take it for granted. It's EC...keep it that way
lax is crazy, parties are fun, and polos are required