Monstered

To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster

Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!

by monsterlyfe February 21, 2018

cookie monster

What comes after the letter "R". Also known as a funny Vine from Sesame Street.

Kermit the Frog and little girl: (singing) Q, R,

Little Girl: (giggling) Cookie Monster

Kermit: ...

by Joey Calvan December 3, 2017

Monster Closet

Monster Closet: origin: Noun. Wolfenstein 3-D. but has also been found in later games such as Doom, Doom II, and the recent Doom III. Monster Closets are defined as being small chambers that monsters lurk in awaiting a victim to approach a certain vicinity or acquire a triggered object. Upon tripping said trigger, the wall (closest to the victim) of the Monster Closet is suddenly opened effectively causing the victim to wet his/her pants in terror and spray gunfire wildly in an attempt to erradicate said monster.

Person 1: "I totally hate the new Doom III game."

Person 2: "Why's that?"

Person 1: "Because it's full of monster closets that constantly make me have to change my underwear."

by [q3w]The Soup Nazi September 10, 2005

morning monster

a massive boner you get in the morning that just will not go away

Whilst I had the urge to stand and walk away from an unwanted conversation, my morning monster prevented me from doing so.

by bird June 18, 2004

Massive Monster Mamma Jam

Something you need to bust in order to beat the devil in a rock-off

What Kage and Jables had to play so Kage wouldn't get taken to hell to be the Devil's sex slave.

"He Gonna make ya his sex slave.
You're gonna gargle mayonaisse.
Uness we bust a massive monster mamma jam."

by The Conway July 15, 2009

monster hunter

the most awesome game made by Capcom. very addictive and fun once u know how to hunt and dont cry your eyes out after your 50th time of getting your meat burnt.

random person: hmmm, do you happen to know an awesome RPG for the PSP ?

me: f*ck yeah, Go buy Monster Hunter Freedom, you'll love it.

by Angelus010 August 15, 2006

Monster High

Monster Highs are a series of unique monster dolls these dolls also star in there own movies like Boo York Boo York or Why Do Ghouls Fall In Love.

Mommy can we go to the store to get some Monster High dolls please

by f.u.t.u.r.i.s.t.i.c June 27, 2016