Soft millennial

A millennial who takes offense to everything and can't joke about political matters. They often don't understand satire or sarcasm. They're always upset about something and feel victimized.

I can't make satirical jokes around him or he'll get upset and cry, he's a soft millennial.

by Funkadelic666 February 26, 2017

Emo millennial 20

Emo millennial 20 is a genre or sub genre of music that arose after the pop punk era came to a bitter end in early 2006. Some musical groups in this genre include Hawthorne heights Cartel *yellow card to some extent* The red jumpsuit apparatus all time low and fallout boy

interesting facts. Many people believe that it was the breakup of Blink 182 in February 2005 that caused the Emo millennial 20 to rise. As well as Cartels album release chroma in late 2005 caused the growth of this genres. Hawthorne heights released there album If only you were lonely which took the genre to a darker place. This genre lasted longer then most modern genres from fall autumn of 2005 to 2013.

by The sonnyer November 24, 2019

True Millennial

Someone who is born on the 1000th year and only the 1000th year. They’ll age with the years!

Sam is a true millennial cause he was born in 2000.

by Seraphim Star January 3, 2021

Now-Millennialist

A slang phrase of someone in their 40s or 50s trying to be hip with current 20 something culture.

Zachary is such a Now-Millennialist. He always loves the latest music and fashion.

by Svetlana Svetikova fan May 20, 2021

3rd Millennium Classrooms

The company who created that stupid Alcohol Wise course forced on freshmen at universities. Their general purpose is to make you miserable. Their software is also really glitchy too; for example, it won't let you submit an answer to a question on a quiz. Also, you have to get 67% or higher to pass and if you don't, it forces you to take the entire quiz again. And guess what? It's randomized, making you dumber every time you take it.

Kyle: Dude, did you finish Alcohol Wise?
Chris: Finally, I did. That course was an absolute desk banger. The post test was absolute hell - the system kept messing me up due to glitches and dumb grading procedures, forcing me to retake it numerous times. Screw 3rd Millennium Classrooms.
Kyle: Same as you. I don't ever have to go through this again.

by The Real Driller January 20, 2022

Golden Millenial

A Golden Millenial is an elder millennial, born between 1980-1985. They still remember eye contact, Napster, and MySpace but also have a Snapchat and TikTok account. Coined by psychologist Dr. Pilling.

Damn check out that Golden Millenial. I bet she has a 401k and shit.

by mepface January 23, 2022

Pulled a Millen

To pull a hamstring doing an activity that should not usually cause injury

Dropped an apple at the supermarket today and pulled a Millen picking it up

Raced the dog around the yard last week and pulled a Millen. Couldn’t walk for a week

by Ghosty writer February 17, 2022