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MILF

Mother i would like, or love, to fuck.
Look at Williams girlfriend, shes a total MILF.
by huntersapussy February 25, 2011
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Milfs

Miniaturized Intelligent Life Form(s)
Yo, i was talking in a group of milfs and they are friends with my mom
by Kuro Wolfgang April 9, 2019
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MILF

Muffler Id Like (To) Fuck
Holy shit thay Car is Nice It Has A MILF
by MILF LOVER July 5, 2006
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milfed

(adj) Had sex with a MILF
Hey dude, look over here! This naked MILF you see before you is totally getting banged by me and my sausage! I'm totally getting milfed!
by Dr. Balls May 9, 2005
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MILF

1. "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Usually used to describe an attractive woman who is married or older.

2. "Moses Is Like Fonzie". A term usually used in order to confuse those who don't actually know what MILF means.
Robert: Dude, our gym teacher is such a MILF! "MILF!!!! MILF!!! Mrs. Kerr, you're a MILF!!"

Mrs. Kerr: What was that, Robert? A MILF?

Robert: Yeah! MILF? Moses Is Like Fonzie? You know?
by YourMom'sBoyfriend March 4, 2011
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MILF

Stands for Mother/Mom, I'd Like to Fuck. Also DILF, SILF, and BILF. See Motherfucker
"Oh, dude, I just milfed my mom last night."
"Bro, you be fucked up.
by YoMamaaaaaa! April 21, 2017
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Milf

Milf (Mother Id like to fuck). Most popular & perfect example of one is Jayme Lutz.
Hey man, milfs are so hot!
I know right! Jayme Lutz is the hottest
by Isaac Lutz February 2, 2020
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