Mario

Mario is a real softie when it comes to friends. He is really ugly and he has a poor personality.

Look its ugly Mario

by CarMan115 March 14, 2022

Mario

An Italian stereotype who massacres mushroom people under mind control of a giant fucking dragon turtle thing. He wears overalls and chills with his brother, Luigi, who looks like a green gummy bear. Mario will say annoying shit like “It’s-a-me! Mario”. He has a platonic or romantic relationship with anyone who he ‘rescues’ from a castle.

“Who do you main in Smash Bros?”
“Mario.”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

Mario

Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.

Wow that mario is a darkie lover

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Mario

The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.

"Mario you haven't payed your taxes in years". -Luigi

by ControllingPatterns May 4, 2022

Mario

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by MarioLover123 May 11, 2022

Mario

Has an awesome mustache.

have you seen mario’s mustache it’s so cool

by tvremote June 27, 2022

Mario

A Japanese Nintendo character people think is Italian.

Person 1: Mario is Italian!
Nintendo: ….

by An average youngster. June 29, 2022