kleptoamnesia

Kleptoamnesia is a psychological disorder in which people steal things without any memory of the theft. This can cause much confusion and make the client the perfect thief.

Every time I go out with my aunt she commits small thefts because of her kleptoamnesia. Her disorder makes it really awkward when we go to the mall.

by house505 December 5, 2017

Keaton

Such a spicy snack. My local man crush. His hair is like a pillow of fluffy white clouds
10/10

Hey you know Keaton?
Yeah he can father my children :)

by Snakey-Sneak October 10, 2018

Kefton

Nice, funny, loyal, amazing in bed. Micro penis but WOW!

I had great kefton last night

by Kefton October 24, 2018

Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Keatophobia

A fear of Keaton and his mean jokes

I’ve been clinicaly diagnosed with keatophobia

by KingVTC January 24, 2019

kempton mcgregor

a stoopid adopted noob head nerd

yo why are u being such a kempton mcgregor

by heyitsyoboyo May 23, 2019