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When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
by H-Dawg and B-Dawg July 3, 2009
Get the The Thomas Kemper mug.A very cute boy who is good at sports. Keefer can walk into a room and male everyone smile. Keefer is a loyal bf and if you ever date Keefer never let him go. Everyone wants to be like him and date him but only one lucky girl gets to date him at a time. Keefer is good at everything as long as he puts his mind to it and focuses. If you ever dump a Keefer you will regret it. Whoever dates Keefer is a lucky girl. If he is in a commited relationship he will not flirt with other girls. Remember if you date a Keefer don't let him go!
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by tgdpf047 May 26, 2017
Get the Keefer mug.Used to be the greatest joke to ever come to the NFL until Antonio Brown destroyed his own football career. Now he ranks #2 among NFL losers. Thinks he's a vocal hero to the black community for disrespecting the country that has paid him millions upon millions of dollars to play football. Says that America is a racist country yet hails Fidel Castro as a Cuban hero and continues to concoct bullshit ways to look like he is trying to return to the NFL when in reality, he just wants his name returning to national headlines. When team managements express a glimpse of interest in this bum, he shoots their offers down because it's not exactly what he wants.
If he really wanted to return to being an American football player, he would be proud to be an American and he would accept any offer from the NFL. Since neither applies to him, he's just an attention-seeking hypocritical dumpster fire of a loser and a bum and he always will be until he realizes the error of his ways and apologizes for the disruption he caused in the football world.
If he really wanted to return to being an American football player, he would be proud to be an American and he would accept any offer from the NFL. Since neither applies to him, he's just an attention-seeking hypocritical dumpster fire of a loser and a bum and he always will be until he realizes the error of his ways and apologizes for the disruption he caused in the football world.
by jc4493 November 18, 2019
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Colin Kaepernick just ran for a touchdown to take the lead and is showing his celebration by kaepernicking to the crowd.
by Technyze January 24, 2013
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