Male: Doc says that I gots da BrokeJunk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.
Mostly used as an Internet term. A descriptive used to define someone who is always looking to learn new information. The junkie part comes in when they seem to be 'addicted' to any new information. Frequents news sites, technology journals, reads many books, and seems to understand all this. Chosen topics of interest can be varied. Usually a first point of contact when your computer breaks or you're thinking of signing up to make money online for only a $500 deposit.
A woman whose individual body parts are nice, but they don't match, so her body is like a Barbie doll assembled by taking various parts out of a trash heap.
You are with a friend and see a woman with a cute face, but her head is a bit big for her body. Or she has a nice bosom and an upper body that is right for a 140 pound woman, mixed with thin legs that look like they belong on a woman weighing 105 pounds. You say to your buddy, "check out the Junkyard Barbie over there".
unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day
Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect
Someone who is addicted to coffee/other caffeinated beverages. Most college students are caffeinejunkies.
Kevin: Holy shit, how are you not late to class? You were sending me snaps at 5 am last night!
Student 2: Drank 5 cups of coffee.
Kevin: Caffeine junkie...