jock strap respiration

The act of after a physical sporting event (football, lacrosse, etc.) taking your protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an unsuspecting teammate and placing it forcefully over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediatly after doing so, the victim is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible until the victim fights himself off from the grapple.

Post attack, the victim is especially angry and considered extremely dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.

Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.

Shortly called "JSR" or more commonly "The Cupface."

Paco gave Joe the worst jock strap respiration move I've ever seen in my life after lax let out yesterday.

by ASR June 1, 2006

Jock

Usually the biggest asshole(s) in your school. Most of the teachers adore them. They tend to not get into trouble for something that if you did, you'd be raped inside out. Jocks usually yell, make noise, hot ditsy girls usually go for them, cut in line and do just about everything else thats totally uncalled for. Jocks also push you around, but then their day comes when they played football and wrestled all their high school days, and I step out side, and my lawn is freshly mowed, and the same jock who was an asshole then, and still is, is putting his lawn mower back on his truck and telling me "Good Morning Sir".

Principal: "Your not a jock!!!! YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!"

Student: "Yes sir (sadly)...i'll only go to Yale and become very wealthy and have a great life."

Principal: "YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT!!!! .......Now....I will molest you."

Student: "Noooo no I'll change.....I will....I wanna have gay locker room sex with the other football players!!!!"

by Crack Head August 13, 2007

Jock

A guy who lives and breathes sports, loves "getting some" from the ladies, but cannot be commited to a relationship because sports are too important to them. They are usually ass holes who take things for granted. Things not dealing with sports can only hold their attention for 2 minutesie. sex

Jake has played baseball all his life and wants to go to the majors, anything not having to deal with Baseball is rubbish.

by Pam January 23, 2004

jock

to jock; to cop; to copy what one other says or does

1) he just jocked me!
2) Aint jock a nigga like me style
3) Jay is a jock

by sloponaknob88 April 17, 2003

throttle jockey

A male who likes to "jack off" or masturbate alot.

"Hey throttle jockey, did u have fun with pamela handerson last night??"

by Zac April 11, 2004

jock

Someone who gets preferential treatment just because they play sports.

O. J. Simpson was acquitted from two counts of murder b/c he is a jock.

The captain of the football team is a real jock. The principal superseded the English teacher and gave the jock a "D" since he made the winning touchdown in the homecoming game.

by Sudo Nim April 5, 2004

jockamo

This word is of indeterminate origin that appears in the chorus of the song "Iko Iko," a folk song originally recorded by James "Sugar Boy" Crawford in the early 1950s. It may be a transliteration of any of the following:

the Bayou French phrase "chaque amour," meaning "all our love."

the language of Mobile Indians, from the phrase "čokəma fehna" which meant "very good."

the Bambara (West African) phrase "Jakamo Fi Na Ye," meaning "The Black Cat is here."

the word "Jacouman," the name of a Yoruba spirit - this interpretation may be supported by other references to Yoruba/Voodoo/Hoodoo within the song.

Talkin' bout ey nah, ey nah
Iko iko an eh
Jockamo feeno ah na neh
Jockamo fee na neh

by BelleStar May 23, 2013