A nice fellow with a fat ass and a leather jacket. John is nice but can be a bit of an asshole when you ask for sex. He says no almost everytime. He is always a white male.
Me: That guy has a fat ass.
Friend: Yeah. He is a John.
Me: I'll go fuck him
Friend: He will say no.
Me: Wanna fuck
John: No. You no have fat ass
Me: Oh no no
John: oh yeah yeah
Friend: Yeah. He is a John.
Me: I'll go fuck him
Friend: He will say no.
Me: Wanna fuck
John: No. You no have fat ass
Me: Oh no no
John: oh yeah yeah
by 5ive3Gaming February 05, 2019
Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like
by tichocolat July 12, 2018
currently only consisting of 2 "main" Johnologists with 3 in training, the Johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. At time they find "skruges" (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.
The Johns are at it again!
by blokzberry July 12, 2006
Rick: Dude did you see that kid at the mall yesterday!
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !
by Heyitzmebria March 25, 2017