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Raffles Institution

RI, also known as Raffles Institution, is a prestigious secondary school/junior college in Singapore. It is located near Bishan. It's archnemisis, Hwa Chong Institution, gave it a nickname of Waffles Institution. Hwa Chong Institution also thinks of RI as its archnemisis.
Person 1: Oh, you go to Raffles Institution? That's a really good school!
Person 2: Really? Hwa Chong Institution is so much better!
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An invitation

He should have to do what I say! He should have to be anointed by the priestess! He should have to live in servitude to piece of shit parents who think they are better than him! How should have to care about our fuck trophies regardless of the effect we have on his life!
Hym "An invitation? They SHOULD have told me they were bringing women to fucking that MENTALLY RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT. THAT is what SHOULD have happened! You SHOULD have done what I told you. You SHOULD do what I'm telling you to do now. You SHOULD care that this is happening to people. She SHOULD have to say no to the retard. I SHOULD have done WORSE to that retard and the whore than I did. But what you SHOULDN'T be doing is trying to leverage my situation to get me to do you bullshit self help. A lot of things should be."
An invitation by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

reverse-invitation

An elegant "RSVP" card dat asks you NOT to attend some fancy-pants shindig.
If they'd known he'd been planning to cacophonously crash their "perfectly-planned day", Cassandra Wong's folks would likely have sent Wayne Campbell a reverse-invitation to said wedding-service!
reverse-invitation by QuacksO February 23, 2025

Gag-Invitation 

Gag-Invitation is when a girl is giving head and as she gags her mouth opens up more so that you can stuff your balls in her mouth well.
Dave told John that his girlfriend gave him the Gag-Invitation last night.

HARBINGER OF INSTIGATION 

STIR THE POT.

MASS MURDER FORMULA.

People wondering about why DAVE WOULD snap.

Crowding out on the planet of any chance of having HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONS.

Having RESOURCEFULNESS you feel inside is SNAZZY given to SEXUAL IDEAS for every CROTCH but it is anything but that.

COST OVER RUNS that are considerably in the RED as an example of WHAT DID OCCUR.
Look did you see what PAT did as given DAVE him the HYPOCRITICAL KID ROCK FINGER saying he is not affiliated as making that CRACK AS WELL as this is a HARBINGER OF INSTIGATION as if someone DOUBLE DARES GEORGE it can lead to well, let's not go into it as did he " just blow up that..."

Look that experience with DOUG, STEPHANIE, ART where you told him to shove his FAGG0T IDEAS up his ASS is a HARBINGER OF INSTIGATION where look now who all is POSING WITH THE VAT- I CAN POPE.

You know he LAYED OFF the GLBTQ+ HEAD and DIVERSITY LEAD as he killed two birds with one stone as a HARBINGER OF INSTIGATION as ELON REEVE MUSK just cut the amount of SEXUAL POSITIONS as it is something we may have trouble DIGESTING as far as many of USUS having any FUN but the massive HYPOCRACY is flying in JACK SWEENY'S JETSET GROUND CONTROL ACCOUNT.

Listen the RESORTS WORLD CONSTRUCTION in PARADISE-LAS VEGAS NEVADA as you see how this HARBINGER OF INSTIGATION as what DAT0 'SRI HASSAN M0HAMED KAMIL and NOR AZMAN ZAINAL as SYARIKAT TAKAFUL CEO'S NOR after the fact BUTT ALAN I WALDMAN got torn away his entire identity well PEDOPHILE what do you expect as just watching ME AND MY MONKEY AIGUST 1,2 3 2003 LIVE FROM KNEBWORTH as the LITTLE BOY RED SHIRT ECLIPSE gave them the antidote to solve the cash flow problems WITH THE RIGHT PAD DICK.

The Randy Meatball Invitational 

The greatest meatball based Super Smash Brothers Ultimate tournament of all time, dedicated to the one and only Randy Meatball

(aka the ANNUAL Randy Meatball Invitational; the RMI; the Randy Meatball Invitational Tournament; etc.)
Ron DeFitzSimpson: yo bro I just won the Randy Meatball Invitational

Margaret: #hypecore!! now can you buy some food other than meatballs with your winnings?

Ron DeFitzSimpson: hell no!!

Mcgraw Masters Invitational

McGraw Masters Invitational

The McGraw Masters Invitational, founded and hosted by Chairman Sean McGraw, has quickly become a premier household tradition—an annual celebration of golf held each year during the iconic Masters Tournament weekend.

Played over 18 holes at the prestigious Georgia Country Club, the event captures the spirit, pageantry, and competitive excellence synonymous with Augusta. Every detail is thoughtfully curated to deliver an authentic Masters-like experience, from the course setup to the traditions that define the tournament.

Participants compete not only for pride and bragging rights, but for the ultimate honor: the awarding of the coveted Green Jacket. This symbolic prize represents excellence, resilience, and championship pedigree—cementing the winner’s place in McGraw Masters history.

More than just a round of golf, the McGraw Masters is an experience. It brings together camaraderie, competition, and tradition, creating lasting memories for all involved. As the tournament continues to grow, it stands as a testament to passion for the game and the vision of its founder, Chairman Sean McGraw.
Did you happen to catch the McGraw Masters Invitational this year?

Yes I did you was the most magnificent finish imaginable.