Kelly Holmes

A person with a substantial level of knowledge and experience in the field of athletics and/or keeping fit.

Derives from the athlete Kelly Holmes, a British Olympic gold-medalist; usage popularised by the character Lauren from the catherine tate show.

Gym instructor: You're going very slowly on that treadmill.

Lauren: What do you know, are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: No, but...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: I'm only trying to hel...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: Just let me show...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

etc

by Einar Stefanoffenson December 14, 2008

sherfuck holmes

a girl who is a slut, whore, or easy to have sexual relations with. Thus, she is a "sure-fuck".

-You had sex with Amanda?
-Yea
-That's nothing to brag about, she is a "sherfuck holmes".

by Alex216 March 24, 2008

Damien Holmes

term used to describe a man that attacks the world with a sword of optimism. A man who looks at failure with a confused face, because he's never encountered it. A man who questions nothing, because he knows everything. Synonyms include: Perfection, Flawless, Swaggerific

Girl: I dont like blind dates

Woman: But this guy is like Damien Holmes

Girl: Disregard my last statement. I'm in

by Billy Hellyeah November 3, 2011

Arm-holes

A cleaner version of the word Arse-holes. Suitable for utterance in front of children. Word may have orinated in Suffolk, England.

"If he doesn't want to do it. Arm-holes to him."
"Oh...arm-holes!" Elmo the landlord in the 80s TV sitcom Brush Strokes

by GYUK September 14, 2013

Priest Holmes

Superior to Ricky Williams

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Holmes.

Affectionate term for a friend, compadre.

Man 1: Aliright bo.

Man 2: yo holmes, tisra safe.

by JimBob MacGregor June 14, 2003

holister hoe

Usually, thin snooty/preppy white people in holister. The Holister HOES travel in packs of these.

"look at those holister hoes! Like a pack of brain dead rich people!"

by D and A June 13, 2005