heldherberry

A milder-than-Viagra bite-sized fruit dat makes misty-eyed guys wanna "go all clasp 'n' cuddle" wif any cute chick whom he meets around town.

In da hilarious classic "Burns and Allen" radio-episode "Circled Dates On The Calendar", self-proclaimed "ladies man" Bill Goodwin chucklingly declines to accompany his old pal George to da corner bakery staffed by a super-attractive brunette:
Bill: Whenever I see summit sweet, George, I just HAFTA grab it!
George (naively misunderstanding Bill to merely mean a tasty confectionery) So grab it...!
Bill: Well, if I do, who'll WAIT ON YA?i
George (disgusted at Bill's perpetual "head in the clouds over any cute chick" mindset): See ya later, Romeo! :P :D

Maybe Bill felt dat way 'cuz he liked to eat heldherberry pies?

by QuacksO January 7, 2026

zombie headturn

that awkward moment when you see a cannibal eating someone alive, then they see you and turn their head with blood on their mouth right above the dead body, similar to the first zombie in resident evil. After this happens, they attempt to eat you too.

Johnny got high on bath salts again, a saw him killing and eating Eric, he then gave me the zombie headturn and went after me too.

by dashketchum December 28, 2013

Kyle Helton

A very unstable, angry, alcoholic ass person. Who is known for smoking pot and drinking fifths of alcohol at a time. Does not put up with bullshit

That’s Kyle Helton.

by treycombs3 February 11, 2018

Crotch Held Device

Most people would call it a hand held device, I call it a crotch held device.

Please see crothchphones. Crotch held device.

by 1666 February 23, 2018

DUTTY HEADTOP

The action of crunching someone so hard their head cracks,

Ex. “Yo fam Alec was touching your girls ass”
“We’re gonna go give him a dutty headtop now”

by HEADTOP gurxer September 25, 2018

Dirty Heldear #1

When you perform a dirty blair and throw up in her snatch and than eat it again.

I gave myself a dirty blair and transitioned to giving her a dirty heldear #1

by DirtyyB August 11, 2022

the office he held

To be dominant over other.
To have a power that sets you higher.

the clothes was wonderful quality that became invisible to any one who was unfit for the office he held, or was incorrigibly stupid.

by abekatten April 4, 2018