heldherberry

A milder-than-Viagra bite-sized fruit dat makes misty-eyed guys wanna "go all clasp 'n' cuddle" wif any cute chick whom he meets around town.

In da hilarious classic "Burns and Allen" radio-episode "Circled Dates On The Calendar", self-proclaimed "ladies man" Bill Goodwin chucklingly declines to accompany his old pal George to da corner bakery staffed by a super-attractive brunette:
Bill: Whenever I see summit sweet, George, I just HAFTA grab it!
George (naively misunderstanding Bill to merely mean a tasty confectionery) So grab it...!
Bill: Well, if I do, who'll WAIT ON YA?i
George (disgusted at Bill's perpetual "head in the clouds over any cute chick" mindset): See ya later, Romeo! :P :D

Maybe Bill felt dat way 'cuz he liked to eat heldherberry pies?

heldherberry by QuacksO January 7, 2026

Heatherberry

The Heatherberry is a campagne drink with a few spashes of cranberry juice. Kind of like a mimosa, but with cranberry juice...and more champagne.

You "Hey, can i get a heatherberry?"
Waitress "A Heatherberry??"
You "Yes, a glass of champagne with a spash of cranberry juice"
Waitress "Oh thats what they are called?!"
You "UM...Yes"

Heatherberry by lkhanson0 June 14, 2011