heldherberry
A milder-than-Viagra bite-sized fruit dat makes misty-eyed guys wanna "go all clasp 'n' cuddle" wif any cute chick whom he meets around town.
In da hilarious classic "Burns and Allen" radio-episode "Circled Dates On The Calendar", self-proclaimed "ladies man" Bill Goodwin chucklingly declines to accompany his old pal George to da corner bakery staffed by a super-attractive brunette:
Bill: Whenever I see summit sweet, George, I just HAFTA grab it!
George (naively misunderstanding Bill to merely mean a tasty confectionery) So grab it...!
Bill: Well, if I do, who'll WAIT ON YA?i
George (disgusted at Bill's perpetual "head in the clouds over any cute chick" mindset): See ya later, Romeo! :P :D
Maybe Bill felt dat way 'cuz he liked to eat heldherberry pies?
Bill: Whenever I see summit sweet, George, I just HAFTA grab it!
George (naively misunderstanding Bill to merely mean a tasty confectionery) So grab it...!
Bill: Well, if I do, who'll WAIT ON YA?i
George (disgusted at Bill's perpetual "head in the clouds over any cute chick" mindset): See ya later, Romeo! :P :D
Maybe Bill felt dat way 'cuz he liked to eat heldherberry pies?
heldherberry by QuacksO January 7, 2026
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