Haunted house

A girl who previously had an abortion

I was going to fuck her but I found out that shit was a haunted house a nigga died in that

by Mbk12 January 11, 2016

cunny-haunted

A male obsessed with sex.

Poor Trevor's suffering from horn colic again, he's cunny-haunted.

by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004

Haunted

A Brilliant TV Series Cancelled by UPN in the USA in 2002, Network Ten in Australia bought rights to Haunted and broadcast the program in 2005. Starred Matthew Fox as Private Eye Frank Taylor.

Haunted
2002
Matthew Fox
UPN, USA
Network Ten, Australia

by P. redeckis June 11, 2006

Hauntedone

A ghost. The best friend anyone could have. Incredibly kind and sweet.

The guy who picks you off the ground when you get a scraped knee. ~Hauntedone

by Ossyria June 25, 2009

Hapenshaw

A word used in the middle of an awkward silence to prevent the birth of a homosexual child somewhere in the world.

Bob: I'm bored.
Bill: Me too.
(crickets chirping)
Bob: Hapenshaw

by That one guy from canadia... December 12, 2009

haunted toast

A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.

This Haunted toast Won't stop watching me poop.

by Surviving June 24, 2017

hauntourage

A group of friends in Halloween costumes.

With the hauntourage assembled, they were ready for the party.

by Scott Lane October 12, 2017