Hacked by gran

Someone that doesn't want do do anything fun or vagley dangerous

Darcey Man U hacked by gran ?

by Darcey harber November 5, 2016

honked

to be sexually aroused and excited (slang term)

Sad Dude 1: I'm so honked
Sad Dude 2: Why?
Sad Dude 1: I just watched Baywatch
Sad Dude 2: Ahhhh

by eddie swersh June 4, 2019

Hawked Out

When you are in such a beyond inebriated state either from drugs, alcohol or both that you when you are sitting down your body and mind contort into a new dimension to a similar fashion to that of Stephen Hawking.

We were all sitting around the camp fire drinking and smoking when we noticed Brady was so faded from the blunt that his eyes where closed, his head slanted and limbs were limp. He was hawked out.

by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020

One handed splash

Washing just your privates with one hand in a cup shape splashing water on you.

Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"

Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"

by son of that guy October 12, 2009

Dick Handed

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.

After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!

by edsned October 27, 2010

Red Handed Duel

When a woman challenges another woman to a fight by slapping her in the face with her used tampon.

"Did you hear that Mary and Sarah are fighting?"

"Yeah Mary totally started that with a red handed duel."

by blinkboard182 November 15, 2011

one handed dick dance

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away

i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF July 31, 2012