functioning member of society

men

Elena: the f in men stands for funny
Chris: the f in women stands for functioning member of society.

men are superior

by schriss69 May 20, 2020

funcation

playful function

When designing for entertainment, funcation is a primary concern.

by hopefulpolka December 18, 2009

high-functioning neurotypical

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.

This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

high functioning fangirl

a girl who is insanely in love with Sherlock and quotes him at random

I'm not a psychopath i'm a high functioning fangirl do your research!

by SuteKyo December 8, 2014

Functionista

Someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.

Anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.

The opposite of fashionista.

Prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare multitools.

by Todd Zerger August 7, 2007

To get functioned

To be a beneficiary of a malfunction.

Dear , the Toyota didnt stop, why did I have to be the one to get functioned

by jeffbo February 17, 2010

fuction

Like fiction, however proper diction indicates a more widespread chaotic pattern of unreal events.

Billy Jo was spotted making out with her cousin. And to top it off, they were on the steps of the newly built church down on Main Street. Stranger than fuction, I say!

by Doug Hill July 31, 2007