fiddlefuck

to waste time or to use time unwisely

I'm just fiddlefucking around

by D-Money November 28, 2004

fiddle the bean

1. To fiddle using the middle and ring finger upon a female's bean.
2. A gesture of encouragement signifying good times.
3. An acknowledgement of good will by literally displaying the action of flexing the middle and ring finger in a come hither motion into the air.

1. "Easy sailor, you can't just go right to the bean fiddling!"
2. "We're gon get crunk, make some bad decisions, and fiddle the bean!"
3. "Fiddle the bean!"
-Coopertroopers

by moggg April 21, 2006

fiddlesticks

Used to be a swear-word back in the mid 1900s. Now it's replaced by damn, shit, or fuck.

The dog's digging in my garden again! Oh fiddlesticks!

by AYB May 28, 2003

fiddle fantry

An exclamation to use when you're writing an English paper during the end of your Junior year and you've run out ideas because you're an idiot.

Fiddle fantry! The Youngers WERE more likely to achieve their goals in "A Raisin in the Sun!"

by Rex Hadges May 18, 2005

fiddlepip

An expression of exasperation commonly used when one pours sour milk over ones bowl of conflakes in the morning when its bucketing down rain outside and you've got to cycle into work and don't have time to get anything else to eat... and you've been dumped the night before... and you've got a chillblain... and you've lost your place in the book you were reading... and you've got one of those tickly coughs that won't go away.. and you've stepped on an upturned plug in your socks just before.

"Ah goddamn fiddlepip!"

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006

Fiddledinker

Young people, teenagers for example, who are being goofballs instead of doing what their told.

"Hey! You fiddledinkers better quit fiddledinking before I make you run till your tongues drag.

by Coach Noval February 8, 2010

Fiddler on the Gooch

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

by Smralfy June 19, 2011