frappelattecappucana

A frou frou drink sold at a coffee shop.

Customer: What kind of frappelattecappucanas do you have?
Barista: All of our hot frou frou drinks are listed on the board behind me.
Customer: I'll have a grande nonfat iced cinnamon dolce latte with a little whip cream and nutmeg, instead of cinnamon.
Barista: That will be $5.50.
Customer: Never mind, I'll have a regular coffee.

by Marjearle November 27, 2012

frappuccinhoe

Variant of coffee lovin' hoe; acts like a hoe when shouldn't act like one. Closely resemblance to macchiahoe

The frappuccinhoe strikes again, being a hoe while ordering at the counter.

by ElectroHunk August 31, 2021

Fappidextrous

The ability to fap with both hands.

His muscles are huge. He must be fappidextrous

by Fappidextrous December 2, 2014

Fappetizing

Sexually appealing; creating a state of sexual arousal, specifically an irrepressible urge to masturbate.

Chris' little sister is getting older and I must say, she's become rather fappetizing with that firm, adult body and sense of womanhood.

by Studfugly January 2, 2015

Fappertisement

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.

The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.

by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014

Fapperoni

Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.

I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.

by The Unsightly bULGe September 12, 2014

fappling

Fapping whilst observing adult content on any Apple desktop, laptop, or mobile device. Extra points are awarded for fapping to an Apple Watch being worn on the same hand as is doing the fapping.

A fapple a day keeps the doctor away, is the the age old saw on fappling.

by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015