Flapgrappling

The act of slapping one's beef curtains with the male sausage link.

Carson was too scared to have sex with Kaileigh, so he resorted to flapgrappling.

by Miles Kane January 13, 2008

Flaphat

flaphat (flăp´hăt) n. A derogatory name used defensively by a used car salesman when confronted with the fact that he or she is not actually an attorney, despite being able to sell ice to an eskimo.

Flaphat!

You little flaphat, I eat guys like you up all day in court.

by Clenden February 19, 2010

flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

Flapclack

a word to beware of. A combination of flap and clack which result in the cautious combination of a flapclack. To brutally beat an opposing party.

Andrea: "I'ma slap you!"

Mauricio: "Uhu, ima flapclack yo ass back to the stone age, sisteh!."

by Flapclacker June 4, 2011

Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate

"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."

by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012

Flapanny

Flappany (Pronounced Fla-Panny) is the definition of the unfortunate sight of an enlarged and saggy labia between a females legs.

Dave: Bro, I went down on Jade last night, she was huge! Could have fit my head in there!
Carl: Mate that girl must have a Flapanny!
Dave: You know that! She'll be flapping in the wind for days!

by Superpete December 15, 2016

flap attack

Also known as, doing a Deeley. The art of flapping all over the place and mildly stressful situations accompanied by pausing like a deer in headlights for most of the day.

'He had a flap attack at the site of the Queue'

by TotalKernt February 27, 2017