turkey feind

A person or persons who make a living stealing turkeys and selling them on the black market.

That guy looks a bit shady, don't you think? Yeah, biggest turkey feind.

by brayden95 February 26, 2011

Feigned

1. invent (a story or excuse).

When confronted about his absenteeism, John feigned a medical emergency to explain his absence.

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

Rank Feigner

Someone who is otherwise a very high rank and/or good at the game that deliberately de-ranks themselves to extremely low levels. They are commonly seen in the ELO-based "Ranked" modes found in video-games like Mordhau and CS;GO. Similar to "Smurfs", it is likely that they do this to either troll for fun, or simply don't want to put effort into fighting people who are actually at their skill level. They severely damage the ELO of newer players to keep them from rising in the ranks, and have a tendency to be extremely toxic in chat, bragging about how bad their opponent is.

Friend 1: "Dude! I just de-ranked from Platinum 5 by some random Gold 5 out of nowhere, now I'm back to platinum 1. Damn it! Are the newer players really that good?

Friend 2: "Nah, you just got clapped by a rank feigner. Those assholes are really annoying"

Friend 1: "No shit, really? Probably why almost nobody plays ranked anymore"

by thelastofadyingbreed October 3, 2022

Fergness

Speaking in complete and utter sarcasm

Dave's fergness was showing when he told Jamie that it would be a great idea to jump off the bridge without a parachute.

by Fike Merguson August 19, 2009

feinous

Fucking heinous

Holy shit look at that girl shes feinous

by dank700 December 9, 2012

Fignipple

1.) the rotting portion of a fig that may cause a sensual feeling in the nipples relating to sex.

2.) The portion of an unrippened fig that allows it to reproduce and causes hormone growth in teens. i.e

The fignipple allowed Sally to once again feel attracted to her boyfriend, realizing what she was missing from her life was that of intimacy.

by RuffledRaven January 15, 2013

Frignoranus

Freaking Ignorant Anus/Asshole

Man, that guy is a frignoranus for not using his blinker and cutting me off!

by dresnow May 20, 2014