false metal 

a.k.a Any new (not nu) metal band that becomes slightly popular

Metallica worshiper -ZOMG! you listen to SLIPKNOT!?!?! THAT'S SO NOT METAL WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO SLAYER OR METALLICA!
ME - I do....
Metallica worshiper - YEA RIGHT POSER!
Me - shut the fuck up, When you actually listen to them and analyze it carefully, You can see the talent in them
Metallica Worshiper- YEA RIGHT POSER! GO LISTEN TO KORN OR SOME OTHER FALSE METAL!

ME - Fine...

false metal by The open minded metal listener December 8, 2010

false call wimps 

noun: people who really suck at makeing prank calls.

timmy: hello this is a prank call and is this is pizza palace?....grrrr im not good at this!!

shane: yeah....i can tell. *hangs up* Stupid false call wimps!

false call wimps by elmaster64 January 14, 2008

false lie

1) an untrue lie
2) a contradictional statement negating what is known as false
3) another way of saying a statement is true
4) an over-extended version of the truth

"Danika thats such a false lie!"
"Taylor, you just said false lie."
"It is known as a false lie, therefore it is said to be true."

false lie by choopee October 4, 2006

false terrible 

a falsehood so heinous as to be worthy of incoherent, spluttered response.

Hipster 1: So Rob says you smurfed him in the carpark...
Hipster 2: I... adda...wibba...that's a false terrible! What an arseclown.

false terrible by lowcloud April 22, 2008

False booking 

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

False booking by TerribleTink June 23, 2010

False Popularity 

False popularity is the illusion of being popular. This is when supporters do not actually believe in the person/thing they seem to be supporting. This is often caused by the supporters feeling forced or as if they have to support someone.

*Photos*on*Facebook* "LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU LOVE GOD; KEEP SCROLLING IF YOU WANT TO BURN IN HELL". This makes most people feel like they have to like and share the photo, thus making this false popularity.

False Popularity by polarbearjockey November 27, 2012

false bottom 

When a person holds their legs together and is penetrated, from behind, just below the genitalia. This would give the penetrator the same feeling as if they are actually inside the receiver.

She wanted to remain a virgin until marriage, so she created a false bottom for Chaz.

false bottom by MarshallArts December 13, 2014