ELDER

A newborn fetus that is clueless to his surroundings. Sometimes results in doing the unthinkable.

I was such an Elder last nite that when a girl asked me to sleep over, I said I can't because I have class the next day. It was Saturday night.

by RedDoggieZ May 3, 2003

Eldredge

a kid who whacks off into the same tissue he just cried into over his girlfriend. Easily found at seven elevens and abortion clinics. An Eldredge is easy to distinguish by its girl-tight pants it wears around so dudes can see its dick. There is nothing worse than getting stuck in a conversation with an Eldredge.

"Shit, the Eldredge is walking over here"
"Turn around so he can't see us."

by colmin April 30, 2008

The Elder Scrolls Online

A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.

Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online

Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC

Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.

by Dovahkin December 18, 2012

Eldad

eldad=homo

youre such a eldad

by y0_wassup_n!gga December 28, 2016

Eldarado Cumduster

an eldarado cumduster is when you are in a 69 position with a female and while shes sucking your penis you are kicking her in the head with the spurs on your boots and in the peak of the sexual position you must poop in her mouth and be putting baking powder in her eyes while cumming in her ear

last night raspusia was giving me a eldarado cumduster

by DBASP March 9, 2009

eldercut

the proverbial "thinning of the herd" Best likely description of corporate downsizing, pension elimination or benefits cutback.

Rather than characterize the staff cutbacks as a layoff it was dubbed an eldercut by the wags at the water cooler.

by Jerry P January 6, 2006

eldra

Similar to Chris Tucker in that the high pitched voice and mannerisms are the same but with a slight difference. Also shrinks physically with time and has about 10-20 kids.

Can you please stop? You're acting like a real eldra.

by Jarvis Pough June 16, 2017