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Emotional Ejaculation

Crying pent up tears in an aggressive and fast way. Usually brought on in elation or relief.
"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"
by WGHSci October 9, 2023
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Uncontrolled Ejaculation

When a man (Fuck you trans niggers) Splurges uncontrollably at a subject, usually a minor, and at least has to nut 10 gallons worth of cum.
Person 1: Yo man I just did a Uncontrolled Ejaculation to a fetus
Cop:
by Ilovemcminers March 17, 2024
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external ejaculation tactics

a tactic of masturbation in males including several methods like chinese pocket, japanese self-pleasure, indian air, etc. by which guys can ejaculate and fap when they need to, particularly in situations when they are outside and its urgent. by these tactics, they can fap without fully opening their pants and still ejaculate externally on their pants on lower dressing...
A: bro I NEED TO FAP RN
B: just use some external ejaculation tactics bro
by Okok32 July 21, 2025
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funding ejaculation

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "ejakulasi dana" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you spend much of your money right after you obtain some money.
I just got my paycheck, and before I knew it, I had a funding ejaculation—bought the latest iPhone and a bunch of latest AAA video games!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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post-jack (post ejaculation frustration)

is when a man after ejaculation gets into a horrible mood. Very common with middle aged men.
I think my boyfriend has post-jack (post ejaculation frustration) in the morning.
by sachimiprimi June 14, 2011
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Theory of Economic Ejaculation

You know the economy is going to cum back, but you don't know when, and you don't know where it might go.
Helen told her boyfriend that his orgasms were so inconsistent, he should be studying the Theory of Economic Ejaculation.
by Bob Velvetta April 6, 2020
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When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole
by Rattledboy July 20, 2021
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