Baby escape hatch

When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.

Jan's pussy is so fucking destroyed, it’s only good for a baby escape hatch at this point.

by BAMF613 November 15, 2018

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Pervestis Arousal Escapism

(n); Mental disorder, PAE. Can become Chronic (CPAE), or Acute (APAE) depending on the strength of the associated urges. PAE in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient's genitalia. PAE is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.

Tom: "Where did Mike go?"
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."

by graybayou May 17, 2011

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escape goat

a goat upon which you escape from a near death experience

the moon crashed to earth at the very spot that Dave was standing thankfully there was an escape goat near by.

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

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great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, having a friend quietly enter the room from behind. Then quickly switching places with the friend so as to lead the partner to believe it is still your dick in her ass. Then, proceeding to walk past her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was in her ass once i pulled a great escape on her.

by Your Mom May 3, 2005

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