Hank Drum 

A musical instrument invented by Dennis Havlena in June, 2007. Made by cutting "slits" in the bottom of a propane tank, the slits produce mystical tones when played with hands or soft mallets, similar to a Hang.

Man, that hank drum sounds good!

Hank Drum by focorockstar May 8, 2010

boss drum 

Apart from being the title and featuring in the lyrics to a crappy 1990s song by the crappier 1990s Brit rave dance music gravy train riders called The Shamen, no one actually knows the meaning.

'What the fuck is a Boss drum?' I inquired. 'Nothing,' came the reply. 'No one knows. No one cares.'

;That's a really nice Boss Drum you get there,' said no one ever.

boss drum by mojo7676 January 20, 2022

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum 

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.

El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Fort Drum 

American Siberia. The coldest place on fucking earth, known for its loose and large women, its multiple deployed brigades, and its shitty slogans (the Army's best kept secret). Also known for the best place to remand someone you dislike.

Dude! Did you hear?? Specialist A just got Fort Drum'd!

Fort Drum by Bradley Manning December 26, 2010

sex drum 

When a man lies on his side in a bed and has an erection, he pulls his cock away from the bed and releases. The cock hits the matress and produces a 'DONG'. He repeats several times so the female lying next to him will know it is time for sex.

"oh no, not the sex drum!"
"yes, the sex drum. Ready yourself."

sex drum by daveawesome September 17, 2014

Hum Drum Boogie 

When a girl hums with a guy's balls in her mouth. Pretty damn pleasuring. Usually done during a blowjob.

Dude: Man, I saw you hooked up with Stacey last night huh?
Man: Fuck yes! She did the hum drum boogie.

Hum Drum Boogie by SweetBeetz November 7, 2010

Tummy Drum Dong Solo

The act of slapping your dick on your stomach before/after masturbating. To grab it at the base and swing it towards your stomach to produce a slapping sound.

When I was getting warmed up to fap last night, I did a Tummy Drum Dong Solo just to get more in the mood.

Tummy Drum Dong Solo by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum February 3, 2013