ding

Ding (Pronounced as you would hear it in the onomatopoeia word "Ding Dong" like a doorbell)

1. someone who is so stupid it just surprises you and adds their own zest and style to the stupidity.

2. a word to call your friend when fooling around and the person is making no sense or being oblivious and it's funny.

1. Wow that girl is a freakin' ding. she said that the titanic sunk in 700 B.C.

2. Hahaha, you're a ding. The camera's right in front of you!

by T-Armss July 20, 2010

Ding

A small penis.

It was more like a ding than a dong, it looked like a button on a fur coat.

by Jezbollah September 17, 2012

Winga Dinga

1. An American car made in the late 1930’s, 1940’s, 1950’s, or VERY early 1960’s. Especially the mid-to-late 1950’s, when everything was chrome and tail fins. Often seen with fuzzy dice in the mirror, a hula girl bobble head on the dash, or both. The older it is, the more likely it is to be turned into a hot rod or modded out. Anything earlier would be considered Wampa Dampa.
2. The repetitive 1950’s music you hear at car shows. The term Winga Dinga is intended to be a mimicry of said music.

A sweet winga dinga just passed me on the highway. Look at them fins!

by FΛDE July 4, 2021

dingaling

The dangled male organ of copulation.

"I like to play with my dingaling, dingaling, dingaling.. i like to play with my dingaling.. all day long."

by ernesto November 18, 2003

diing

What should be the proper spelling of dying

While I was skiing I saw someone diing.

by IHeartWillSchatz November 9, 2007

dingdong

its what you call a person when they have done something stupid

sarah :" hey look a dead bird"
louise: looks up "where"
sarah: " no u dingdong"

by c_a_s_s_y September 11, 2007

Dingoberry {Ding-O-Bear-Re}

Poop, toilet paper and lint rolled up into tiny balls that get stuck to the fuzz of your anal treasure hole! Also known as Fuzz Nuggets!

When making number 2, sometimes the toilet paper can get stuck to the rim of your hole. Then, while pulling up your pants, lint adds itself to the collection. Later, while in the shower, you reach down, only to find a wad of toilet paper, lint and poop all rolled up in a tiny little ball or balls creating what is known as the Dingoberry {Ding-O-Bear-Re}.

by Umkay November 29, 2007