deckfluff

a common boating term used to describe a woman or group of women who's purpose is to look good in bikini's on ones boat.

Dudes got more deckfluff than horsepower on that rig!

by KG;) January 24, 2011

Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.

Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night

by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018

Dock Squatin

When an uncircumcised Male and a circumcised Male scissor like female lesbians.

Those guys are late because they were dock squatin.

by Talk back guy June 4, 2018

Pickle Dock

A slang term used to describe the female genitals.

"Pete sailed his Vlasic into her juicy pickle dock."

by JimmyTubeSteak March 19, 2010

Double Decker Horshoe

the result of massive insertion of smokeless tobacco in the lower and upper jaw at the same time, resulting in a twin horseshoe shape of tobacco. When performed with loosleaf tobacco, it is known as the chokey chubby chew.

... and if you lose the bet, you have to take a double decker horshoe

by HeHizzle August 22, 2011

Faux Decker

The more-merciful relative of the dreaded Upper Decker.

A Faux Decker is executed by:

1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;

2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;

3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.

Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.

The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.

Dude 1: "I pranked my Mom on April Fool's Day with a Faux Decker!"

Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"

Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"

by FunkPumpkin October 4, 2011

Remote Dock

When the tip of your penis touches the front of the toilet seat or bowl, where another man's penis has already touched.

"hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. I remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake."

by Raunchtastic August 17, 2016