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vancouver decaf

when one has drinking binge induced diarhea, and, during mid coutis releases his/her bowels uncontrolably. The decaf is when this person wipes on the sheets akin to a dog pooper-scooting on the carpet.
last week was rough, i finally bagged my old friend, but took a vancouver decaf. Definately an OLD friend now
by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011
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Tone-deaf bard

Another title of Venti by Paimon.
Paimon: You deserve an ugly nickname! I know, how about Tone-deaf bard?
by TheRealF2P May 28, 2021
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once you go black you go deaf

" Alyssa was fucking T Shawn Dog in the ear " said Demetri
" I told her once you go black you go deaf "
by Tom Stein hates jews and arabs February 19, 2009
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Dekaff

An alternate method of writing "decaff", which commonly means "cool" or "epic"
Did you see that movie? It was so dekaff!
by myAlicelol April 9, 2009
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deafgifting

The act of bringing a present to someone who has told you that it's not necessary to bring a present -- and especially of the type that they've repeated told you they really don't want/need. (See also "overgifting.")
Every time they come, they keep deafgifting us flowers, despite the fact that I told them they didn't need to bring ANYthing ... AND I'm allergic to flowers.
by Cabot Wonder January 5, 2010
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deaf as a spider

Meaning a person isn't paying attention. Similar to- Blind as a bat.
Gah. You're as deaf as a spider!
by Jman71 September 25, 2011
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Deadf

When hearing people misread "deaf" as "death".
"He's deaf? Deadf? Oh deaf!"
by RedAtomicBeard July 26, 2018
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