Creep-shaming

(Creep-shay-ming) v. The act of stopping a man’s unwanted advances by calling him or his actions “creepy.” That will usually stop a man’s efforts to fuck you cold for it is the worst thing a man could be called and is tantamount to a female being called a “slut” (i.e slut-shaming). Term also could be utilized by other men as a “ cock-blocking” device.

That guy kept bothering me, but I started creep-shaming him....and he finally left me alone.

Creep-shaming by njsp7022 November 14, 2018

creep sandwich 

A creepy social situation you are forced into unknowingly or against your will.

Michelle invited my stalker to her party without telling me and I got stuck talking to him, it was a real creep sandwich.

or

I just found out that guy I met at the bar last night was my ex's uncle, I'm in a creep sandwich.

creep sandwich by white lady February 15, 2010

creep sheep 

The people who creep forward 6" at a red light because the guy in front of and/or beside them just did it. The first person to start this is known as the "creep creep".

Look at all the creep sheep, squeezing out that precious 6" in the line. The light is still red! Where is there to go?

creep sheep by ksmanning May 16, 2010

creep job

An overzealous sexually deprived douche bartender, usually from Italian background (but not always)
His/Her forte is the aggressive attempt at humping young tourists traveling with their family. (but not always)
The dry humping may or may not be accompanied by sloppy licking and kissing,usually with tongue penetration of facial orifices.

"I was totally molested by that creep job before I ran away and hid in my hotel room"

creep job by myhk November 3, 2008

creep chat 

Mainly facebook chat, however can be any form of instant messenger that gives someone the opportunity to talk to you after direct attempts to block them from your life.

Swan: yeah man, i had been avoiding her calls/texts all day, then she creep chatted me...

Luke: really?! what happened.

Swan: i totally caved man, we're going back out on friday, looks like i need to go buy more herpes medication....... DAMN YOU CREEP CHAT!!

creep chat by the dirty swan November 25, 2009

Creep-up-on-er 

1. The act of slyly giving back a crazy soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend her stuff. This is done when a man wishes to break up but wants to avoid seeing or talking to the woman. Its not necessarily an act of cowardice, because due to the woman's fragile emotional state, it might actually be best for everyone involved. (Leaving an explanatory note is optional).

1. Man, that bitch was psycho. I had to creep-up-on-er and leave her shit in a plastic bag on her front door.

2.
MIKE: I'm not really feelin' this chick and I think she's about to kick me to the curb.
JOE: Well maybe you should just break up with her first.
MIKE: Yeah, but I don't wanna see her. Bitch is crazy!
JOK: OK. Here's what you gotta do: you gotta creep-up-on-er.

3. Cindy: (crying on phone to her best friend). Can you believe it? I just found my stuff on my doorstep. He pulled a creep-up-on-er. I knew we were going through a rough patch, but I didn't expect this! {waaaaahhhh!!!}

Creep-up-on-er by cbo-dogg November 3, 2007

Creep friend

verb. to friend someone you don't know on Facebook because you know someone important to them (girlfriend, sibling, etc.)

Beth has never met my boyfriend, but she decided to creep friend him anyway.

Creep friend by creepfriended April 24, 2011