Cape Cod Girlfriend

The girl you have a summer fling with who lives next door to your parent's house in Cape Cod. Your Cape Cod girlfriend exudes versatility. She can tear up the tennis courts and be the best-looking girl at Red Lobster. Unlike the manic pixie dream girl, your Cape Cod girlfriend keeps things grounded, despite her (optionally) affluent background. She's the the best girlfriend in New England. Famous examples include Jane Gallagher, Joey Potter, and the subject of "Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa" by Vampire Weekend.

"We ordered a bottle of red wine at the Red Lobster. She bought another one to take home, and we drank it on the beach. I love my Cape Cod Girlfriend."

by Not a Criminal March 28, 2020

Charisma Carpenter

American Actress best known for portraying the character Cordelia Chase on the TV program Buffy The Vampire Slayer and its spin-off Angel. She was also featured on Veronica Mars, and can be seen in the 2010 big budget film The Expendables along side Jason Statham, Jet Li, and Sylvestor Stallone. She has posed for Playboy and is currently filming Fast Five with Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, and Paul Walker.

Charisma Carpenter is an original cast member of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

by Serenity1976 July 11, 2010

Cape Town

A tourist mecca on the African continent and a major destination for especially European expatriates and immigrants, due to its sheer natural beauty, Mediterranean climate, good infrastructure, outdoor lifestyle, buzzing party scene and beautiful people. Home to over 3.5 million people of African, Asian and European descent, it is one of the most cosmopolitan cities in the world. A hub for the creative industries and Information Technology companies, Cape Town is the most entrepeneurial city in South Africa. Although most Capetonians speak Afrikaans as their first language, almost everyone speaks English and there are many Xhosa speaking people as well. Known in Afrikaans as Kaapstad (pronounced kaahpstut) and iKapa (ee-kahpah) in Xhosa.

I'm moving to Cape Town.

by Kaaplander April 1, 2011

Carpet Ass

Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.

If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!

by Johnny Hurts July 31, 2008

carpe poon

Literally means "seize the poon". Used as a term of motivation for a guy to go talk to a girl and eventually have sex with her.

Guy 1: That girl over there is kind of pretty.
Guy 2: Go talk to her.
Guy 1: Nah its Alright.
Guy 2. Dude! Carpe poon!

by Mitch McSpanklesworth October 1, 2006

cape may

the place where everyone vacations but yet makes fun of jersey people. in the winter there is nothing to do but in the summer it isthe place to be.

cape may is the shit

by courtnizzle June 24, 2006

Penis Cape

1. A disproportionately large scrotum to testicle ratio.
2. A very large ball sac.

3. A disturbingly low hanging pair of balls.

After hot tub Tuesday Ted was totally sporting a penis cape.

by Joeski June 5, 2013