2 definitions by Mitch McSpanklesworth

carpe poon

Literally means "seize the poon". Used as a term of motivation for a guy to go talk to a girl and eventually have sex with her.

Guy 1: That girl over there is kind of pretty.
Guy 2: Go talk to her.
Guy 1: Nah its Alright.
Guy 2. Dude! Carpe poon!

The characterisics of a homosexual person in a dog.

A male, gay dog.

The tendency of a male dog to hump another male dog.

"Get that Tug off my dog"

"Everything was fine at the dog park until that Tug showed up"