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scroll coma

The slightly trance-like state someone falls into after submerging themselves in an extended period of scrolling aimlessly on social networks.
“Hey, snap out of your scroll coma and let’s back to work. Lunch break is over, I need you in the land of the living”.
by Stivchik December 15, 2017
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A Breakup Coma

A coma that follows from a depressing breakup, and the unplugging of the life support shortly follows.
David had broken up with his girlfriend, and shortly after he fell into a breakup coma.
by bani20 January 15, 2021
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Pleasure coma

Similar to post nut clarity; a phenomenon where people (usually women) have sex so great they enter a trance or unconscious like state where they can think of nothing but the pleasure they're in at that moment
"Bruh my girl got put into a pleasure coma last night. She was practically speechless and dazed after we experimented with some new toys we bought."
by LxiG August 31, 2021
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couple's coma

When people in a cozy relationship stop wanting to go out and just want to snuggle indoors. Sometimes associated with ignoring friends' messages or cancelling social engagements. Kind of like hibernation for people that are in love. Can get worse during winter.

Antonym: Single's Stamina
Ugh, Ben and Alex are in such a couple's coma! It's impossible to get them to commit to anything and when they do come out they always leave before midnight!
by rabbit4 May 22, 2018
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Kitty Coma

A state of deep relaxation and comfort caused by snuggling with a cat.
Alice was late for her doctor's appointment because she started cuddling with her cat and fell into a kitty coma.
by PoisonFireflies July 1, 2011
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Book Coma

When a person is so engrossed in a book they are unable to stop reading it until they finish the book.
She spend the entire day in a book coma, refusing to eat or take a break. When she got to the end and finally shut the book with a sigh of satisfaction, she realized she was starving and REALLY had to pee!
by Frael August 19, 2013
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Coma Kick

A thunderous kick delivered by a high ormlie tinker that leaves the attackee in a coma (probably for the rest of his/her days)
Wee Stooge laid that lad out wie a coma kick!

I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face

I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye
by The Troof Thairy October 9, 2011
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