the clean shit

A shit that you feel come out and see in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Guy 1 was taking a shit, but he must have had the clean shit because there was nothing on the toilet paper.

by SpySeaGuy77 May 15, 2019

BS cleaning

When "cleaning", simply taking the assorted mess of objects strewn across the center of the room, and moving them to the sides of the room. This creates the illusion of clean space in the room.

"My mom told me to clean my room but that will take hours, if i do some BS cleaning it will only take me five minutes!"

by juliamarie November 29, 2007

pussy cleaner

someone who loves to lick girls clean

Katy perry is a pussy cleaner.

by sexy bitch 97 December 14, 2010

Butt Cleaner

One who licks, or cleans, the shit off of the ass hole and/or ass cheeks that was just taken on them.

She was his toilet, and butt cleaner.

by RSB2011 March 5, 2009

emergency cleanup

Cleaning up one's messy house (or a similar setting) in a hurry by hastily stuffing junk and other items into closets, drawers, and other places visitor(s) would not enter or see so when visitor(s) arrive, the areas of the house visitor(s) will see (typically the living room and other nearby places) will appear presentable, but the messiness of the house (and the owner's slobbiness) remain hidden.

My boss is coming over, so I have to do an emergency cleanup.

by Bed time April 9, 2010

douche cleaner

The thing that cleans the thing that cleans a vagina.

"You're a douche cleaner. That's embarrassing you hold the vagina juice."

by Kofi Brooks November 18, 2007

Vagina Cleaner

A more literal and obnoxious way of calling someone a Douche-Bag.; The actual meaning of a Douche-Bag in an obnoxious term used for a negative remark; A complete Asshole who loves to poke fun and laugh at the misfortune of others.

"Man stop acting so childish you vagina cleaner!"

"Thanks for the sex! Best get your vagina cleaner out!"

"Person 1: HAH! Look,that granny totally just fell out her wheelchair!

Person 2: Get The fuck out you vagina cleaner!"

by JayTheJetPlane September 12, 2009