fuzzy canoe

Slang word for a hairy pussy

That girl has a fuzzy canoe!

by GennyBean August 17, 2021

Douche canoe

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit

Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why

by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015

Blue canoe

The excellent early Elton John song “Where to Now St. Peter” is about a mortally wounded Civil War Confederate (southern) soldier who takes a “blue canoe.” This means he got shot by a Union (northern) soldier. The Union soldiers wore blue uniforms, they were nicknamed the blues. The Confederate soldiers wore gray uniforms, they were nicknamed the grays. A blue canoe is a round or volley fired by a Union soldier.

“I took myself a blue canoe” is the first line in “Where to Now St. Peter.”

by Cumbre Vieja April 6, 2023

Boose Canoe

someone who has a loose asshole

my friend todd is a total boose Canoe.

by Boosiestcanoer November 8, 2018

Sewer Canoe

Poop

A Sewer Canoe is an alternative way of describing a poop

by Kurtis Webster March 16, 2022

Goo Canoe

A term to describe a wide gapped vagina tramp-whore that has semen in and on her.

I just bust a nut in the old goo canoe.

by 504nolagrits May 25, 2016

Douche Cano

When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina

bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021