blootbloon

Blootbloon is a Youtuber and Tiktoker. He mainly posts Splatoon 2 content, but sometimes he mixes it up with maybe a Minecraft video or some PvZ. Blootbloon also has an instagram account for artworks he makes, with the username chrry.soda. He is also insanely hot.

Me: Bro have you seen the new blootbloon video? It’s fire!
Them: No, i have not.

Me: I am going to shove you in a toaster

by blootbloon July 2, 2021

Bloot

A cummy shit, named after the sound it makes when it hits the water

Jesus, after an intense session with Gregory last night, I took the meanest bloot of my life

by s1nk1sk3 July 30, 2021

Bloctizen

Bloctizen is coined out of two words, blockchain and citizen. This refers to a person or community of people who are blockchain enthusiasts or citizens of the Blockchain-Powered World.

I'm a bloctizen, I firmly believe in a blockchain-powered world. I'm a bloctizen, my life revolves around blockchain technology.

by Digital Ranger August 26, 2021

blooptoop

when two or more persons think of or say the same thing at the same time, human Bluetooth

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking"
"If you're thinking let's go throw cans of paint at midgets, then fuck yeah!"
"OMG!!! Blooptoop asf!!!

by wansh wanan August 12, 2022

Bloat

A noun describing a stereotypical, overweight liberal girl in her twenties, typically with brightly-colored, clownish hair, and given to loud and vulgar rants against men, in support of abortion or other leftist or feminist causes, or acting as Karens in public places. They often are involved with witchcraft or the occult, and frequently identify as lesbians.

The college campus was littered with pink-haired bloats screaming their hate toward the patriarchal administration.

by Timotheus325 December 3, 2022

Bloated Whale Tactics

Bloated Whale tactics is referred to a legal jargon, when a Japanese person decides to file a malicious lawsuit against a foreigner in the hopes of making a quick buck in a viable situation, due to Japan's 99.9% conviction rate and also having a trump card in case the foreign defendant concedes to their demands.

Hitachi has employed the Bloated Whale Tactics in order to gain economic leverage over Jimmy's business holdings inside of Osaka.

by Gacrux August 30, 2023

Toats-bloats

After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.

Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.

"far out im toats-bloats"
"after sex I like to buy snacks and get toats-bloats"

by roundandsound November 13, 2011