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Blindish

The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.
"Dude I lost my glasses yesterday, and now I'm so blindish that I mistook Veronica for Jessica"
by Blindish October 11, 2017
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Blind Gang

A group made up of 26 vision inpaired teenagers
Blind Gang is a guessing game of who is on the account
by MenLunch May 18, 2020
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Blindfold sex

Sex while a girl has you blindfolded and preferably tied up. Can also be combined with her gagging you as well. It’s a huge turn-on as the inability to see and the anticipation of her touch heightens your other senses.

After I was completely naked, she had me sit in a chair and pulled my hands behind the back of the chair. She tied my hands together with a silk scarf and then used two more scarves to separately tie my ankles to each leg of the chair. She wrapped another silk scarf around my eyes and tied it behind my head, rendering me completely unable to see in addition to not being able to move. My cock was throbbing in anticipation.
She dragged her nails from my chest down to my abs and thighs, leaving a tingling sensation wherever she touched me. Because I couldn’t see what she was doing, it came as a shock and I could feel her sensations even more strongly than usual. She straddled my lap after removing her clothes and I felt her legs rubbing up against mine. I felt her wrap her arms around the back of my neck and kiss me passionately before lowering her vagina around my cock.

I couldn’t see or anticipate what she was doing, and it caused me to gasp when she unexpectedly filled my sensitive cock with soft, warm pressure. She rode herself up and down my cock, and the sensations of pleasure multiplied tenfold due to my inability to move or see what was happening. Finally, the pressure overwhelmed my cock and caused me to reach a powerful orgasm. I cried out as my cock spurted with maximum force inside of her, the entire chair shaking as my body did, although I still couldn’t move against my binds. While I was gasping for breath, she kissed me passionately as I continued orgasming.

After our moans of pleasure subsided, she whispered in my ear, “Next time, I might have to gag you, too.” She got off of me, and I heard her walk out the room and close the door behind her. I was still tied up and blindfolded. I couldn’t wait until the next session of blindfold sex.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 27, 2022
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ultrasound blindness

Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.
Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
by thePenciler February 24, 2010
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dry behind the ears

(a phrase denoting) not naïve or simple-minded; smart.
Those who are dry behind the ears can make headway in the world.
by uttam maharjan October 27, 2012
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Chowder Blind

The unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. Most often found in the New England area (thus "Chowder Blind"). The couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. The roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.
"Why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown Mandril?"

"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"

"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."
by Jray78 August 3, 2012
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jack blinders

When one consumes jack daniels and is oblivious to everything around them
" I totally fucked someone over with my jack blinders"
by fuzzyhard December 20, 2012
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