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Harney Beating

A harsh beating given by multiple amounts of people towards one person usually involving smeagling, tity twisters, and being tied up with yellow rope all at the same time. A Harney Beating is received when you are either acting tough, gay or you just look like you deserved a beating. It originally got its title from one person by the name of Harney who was unfortunately beaten when he acted with the characteristics just described above.
Yo this kid is trying to act tough, we need to give him a Harney Beating to get him back in line.
by Bubbis May 23, 2006
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Beating my meat

by Kuddy December 17, 2020
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Breathing Eel

When your poop is so long that the end of your turd hides in the dark of the toilet bowl, and the head of the turd comes out of the water to get fresh air.
Old lady 1... "did you see how big my stool was?"

Old lady 2... "yea, it was huge, but it was no breathing eel!"
by the magic pooper March 2, 2012
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fire breathing

When you nut inside her mouth and she's breathing hard and you can smell your kids through her mouth
Dude I just smelled her fire breathing last night.
by MistaBooboo 7S April 12, 2016
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beating the bald midget

1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.

2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.

3. Stroking yourself until climax.
I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.
by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010
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bathing

something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
example:
JIMMY YOU SMELL LIKE HORSE ASS!!! START BATHING!!
(after bath)
ok jimmy....see bathing is something that makes you smell good and not like horse ass
by SailorStarmi May 27, 2017
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beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it
Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend
by big man with little things April 14, 2018
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