you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.

I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.

by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016

spring broke

When you're broke because you spent all your money on spring break.

Hey man, wanna go to a movie or somethin'?

Nah, I'm spring broke. The cash I took to vegas, stayed in vegas.

by malendras April 12, 2007

broke dick fountain

Ron Whites tramatic battle with erectile disfunction.

Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"

-Ron White

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

Boke

An anime/manga slang term for a character that is dumb acting, stupid and pretty much doesn't care about grades or studying. Bokes also tend to have advantages like a running skill or something that they don't use.Theey might also hit on people, and or become full of themselves from time to time. In most animes and mangas the boke would usaully be paired up with the tsudere.

Konata - The boke of Lucky Star
America - The boke of Hetalia

otaku, baka, boke

by Nitori March 13, 2010

Blokebuster

A typical film aimed at a male audience. The male equivalent of a chick flick

Tombraider is definitely a blokebuster

by SukyT January 20, 2009

broke as bananas

1. To be entirely out of funds; even to the point that some might argue that it's insane how out of funds you are.
2. To not only be out of funds, but to know that your next incoming paycheck will be entirely dedicated to bills.

Person 1: Wanna catch a movie?
Person 2: Nah, man. I'm broke as a joke.
Person 1: It's cool, I'll cover you and you can pay me back next time.
Person 2: Appreciate it, but I can't. I'm two months behind on rent as well. I'm broke as bananas.

by SuperEboy December 24, 2012

broke girl discount

A broke girl willing to perform sexual favors for a discount (mainly looking for a 100% discount/free)

"Wendy was looking to get the broke girl discount on a ride home yesterday"

by IAmRose January 28, 2014