Definitions by malendras

Floorwegian 

A Norwegian on the ground floor of Deep Dip II in Trackmania.

Wirtual took a fall, now he's Floorwegian again.

Floorwegian by malendras May 6, 2024

Moore Catholic 

A High School on Staten islad, NY, where nearly the entire student body are either morons or sluts. Half the teachers are complete assholes, the principal is a total drunk, and the dean is an uptight ass who likes all the morons more than the intelligent people.

Aside from that 95% of the school, though, the rest of it is fine.

"Hey, I got accepted to Moore Catholic. Should I go there?"
"Only if you're taking music, that's where most of the smart people are."

Moore Catholic by malendras September 8, 2008

fstdt 

1: A website where "fundie" (or religiously insane) posts are archived, stored, and commented upon. The quotes usually espose some sort of extremist christianity or die-hard belief in creationism.

2: Verb, "to fstdt." The act of submitting a quote to this website.

1: "Man, you won't believe the shit they got on FSTDT. People there don't believe in fucken gravity...*"

2: Person 1 - "Gravity is a lie! Objects fall because of sin!*"
Person 2 - "Fstdt'd."

* = based on an actual quote.

fstdt by malendras November 1, 2007

drunken fu 

1: The ability to fight while drunk.

2: When you ithink/i have the above skill. Normally involves the wild flailing of limbs and you getting your ass kicked. Much more common than #1.

1:
Hey, what happened to Marty last night?
He started a fight and got drunken-fu'd.

2:
Hey, what happened to jason last night?
He started a fight, thinking he knew drunken fu. Alas, he did not, and he's in county right now.

drunken fu by malendras September 15, 2007

spring broke 

When you're broke because you spent all your money on spring break.

Hey man, wanna go to a movie or somethin'?

Nah, I'm spring broke. The cash I took to vegas, stayed in vegas.

spring broke by malendras April 12, 2007