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Bender

1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.

2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.

3. A character on the TV show Futurama.
1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.

2. Are you really a bender?

3. KILL ALL HUMANS!
by ..WiL July 15, 2008
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"gimme a beejer?"
by lauren August 30, 2003
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Dakota Bender

Often used as a derogatory term. If you are calling someone a Dakota Bender, they are usually a piece of shit. They also probably listen to Creed.
"I took a massive shit yesterday... it reminded me of Dakota Bender."

"Man, that kid is a piece of shit.." "Yeah, hes a total Dakota Bender."
by P Shivers November 2, 2009
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Dustin Beeper

The Roadrunner character's real name. His nemesis is named Wile E Coyote
Dustin Beeper is a cool name because it sounds like Justin N Bieber
by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011
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mouth breeder

Oral participant in the Post-Coital Oral-Vaginal Swap. It is not known if an actual pregnancy has ever occurred in this way, or if the mouth breeder would be granted any parental rights.

This practice is not thought to be common anywhere save perhaps the porn industry, more's the pity.
A picture's worth a thousand words...too bad I don't have one.
by Robert Paulsen July 28, 2004
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bender

An alcoholic binge that at least lasts an entire week but can go on for months.

Note: This is not a "2 beers every night event." Every night must result in broken furniture, blacking out, or waking up in a puddle of your own piss and puke. This is not for the weak and wary. Only those who can truly rock out can handle this.
1. Tuesday night commemorates my crossing from an unproductive drunken week to a full fledged bender.

2. Come over tonight. I picked up some Vladdy, I can't break the streak of my two week long bender.
by gdk2007 September 2, 2005
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circuit bender

A person who alters toy soundmaking devices and other electronics to make sounds they were not originally intended to make.
Circuit benders love to rummage through thrift stores looking for Casios's and TI's.
by Xdugef May 25, 2005
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