closet fag

When someone is gay and they don't admit it.

Sebastian is a closet fag because he doesn't admit he's actually homosexual.

by The OG February 1, 2005

closet rocker

someone who plays an instrument (guitar) when nobody is around

yo when are you going to play on stage and stop being a closet rocker

by i hate ian james June 12, 2004

closet fuckhead

(n.)an individual who knows himself as or is known as a complete idiot i.e. fuckhead however has not come to terms with it and therefore has not revealed this fact i.e. in the closet. Individual who exhibits these traits is therefore temed a closet fuckhead. Refer to examples

Closet fuckheads: Tim Tebow,Plaxico Burress, Michael Richards, Michael Moore, Mel Gibson, Rosie O'donnell

by Michael Ryan Barrett Russell December 9, 2008

Shit Closet

A closet in which a person takes a shit in, hence the name Shit Closet. Usually done in privacy and without the knowledge of others such as family or peers

"Fuck! My mum found the shit closet"

by Really_Racist_Man.com March 6, 2019

closet man

A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry

Gotta call my closet man, I'm horny

by Farmerfox3 September 1, 2019

in the closet alcoholic

a big alcoholic, but dosent talk about drinking. when givin the chance will drink everybody out

hahaha me.... BITCH, get me a chicken samwitch and some wallfle frys..... FO' FREE!!! ^^^^^^in the closet alcoholic

by thatguyspenis March 13, 2010

Walk-In Closet

A small room in a house that functions as a closet. Named so because you can walk into it.

Our new house is huge, I even have my own Walk-In Closet !

by family funday March 30, 2009